I belive in one (1) thing:
- Brooklyn Nine Nine (B99), Queer Eye, and John Mulaney exist in the exact same universe.
…I mean, if I was an elephant, that’s exactly what I would do.
“Come on lads it’s time to fucking uuuhhh step on some things”
is this that Smashing Pumpkins band
this post came into my house, took me by the ankles and swung me into every available surface
moon: full
titties: out
tumblr: no
I am forcibly removed from the blog I’ve been running for 9+ years.
You know when people say “I watched this movie because you talked about it” or “I’ve been listening to this artist because I know you like it”, tenderness
I lay awake at night dreading the day when a very potter musical is no longer outrageously funny to people because they don’t understand all of the painfully 2009 cultural references that are made
Isn’t this what happened to Shakespeare
Future editions of AVPM will have a footnote explaining who Zac Efron was.
Adam Howden is a gift.
Britney leaving the Beverly Hills Hotel for a trip to the beach in Santa Monica, CA (April 23, 2004)
*sudden realization that next year is like 3 weeks away*
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Hey macklemore can we go thrift shopping